xmas

C’mon let’s get pissed it’s Christmas!

It’s Christmas time once again Brothers and Sisters! And what better way then to celebrate the birth of Jesus by getting absolutely inebriated! Drunk! Pissed! He wouldn’t have wanted any other way. In fact I hear when he returns his first port of call will be Wetherspoons in Folkestone for a good few pints, bottle of cheap wine, fight and a blow job in the toilet…

Available on itunes https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/cmon-lets-get-pissed-its-christmas/id1181377105

Let’s get pissed it’s Christmas lyrics

Well the trees in the corner and the light’s are all on
We’re still waiting for snow, we could be waiting very long
For 15 years we’ve been hearing the same songs
C’mon let’s get pissed it’s Christmas

The kids are going crazy, wanna open their presents
They don’t believe in Santa now and Jesus is irrelevant
Religion is dead and money is the sentiment
C’mon let’s get pissed it’s Christmas

Hey bartender, 8 shots of vodka
12 bottles of wine, I don’t care for the colour
Tequila chasers, for my 10 Lagers
On boxing day I don’t wanna remember!

The house is full of family I don’t really wanna see
This is a whole new level of hypocrisy
I really can’t believe this is all they bought me?!
C’mon let’s get pissed it’s Christmas

Hey bartender, 8 shots of vodka
12 bottles of wine, I don’t care for the colour
Tequila chasers, for my 10 Lagers
On boxing day I don’t wanna remember!

People now talk of peace and good will
One month before, they voted to kill
There’s nothing like a good wholesome Christian ideal
C’mon let’s get pissed it’s Christmas

Now the day is almost over, and we’re all feeling sick
We slept a little earlier, when the Queen did speak
There’s only one thing left to, have another drink!
C’mon let’s get pissed it’s Christmas!

  • Sign up for the High Priest Newsletter



  • Categories

  • Comedy Showreel

  • Music Showreel

  • Gig Incidents

    1. Woman stands up in pub in Cambridge circus and starts shouting at me asking why do I have to be so aggressive and disgusting?

    2. Woman jumps on stage and tries rip out my dog collar in Worlds End pub Finsbury after I sing 'censor this'. The compere and bar staff jump onto the stage while I pin her to the stage by throat.

    3. Woman in the Windmill pub comes and stares into my face for 10 minutes as I pack up my gear after a performance and then tries to tell me how offended she is.

    Read More
  • The High Priest