Comedy and music to touch you deep inside.
Good evening Ladies and Gentleman, Brothers and Sisters of the apparent free world the High Priest is here tonight to touch you all deep inside, spiritually of course, not just sexually after all I am priest.
This act is like Christianity, not a lot of people want to hear or see it, but like a Christian I’m arrogant, so I’m gonna shove all my ideas and thoughts down your fucking throats. Just my ideas and thoughts.
Don’t be fooled by the uniform now, I may be dressed as a priest but I don’t wanna fuck your kids. Unless of course, you’re fifty, she’s twenty, looks like Jenna Jameson and can play a wicked tune on my harmonica.
I always prefer it when they suck, rather than blow. It’s like music to my ears.
Are you ready to feel the love?
Are you ready to be touched deep inside?
Are you ready to see God?
Charity Foundation
The High Priest Charity Foundation donates the proceeds from shows to different charities.
Recently we donated £200 to the PADUA ward at the William Harvey Hospital in Ashford, Kent and £100 to the NSPCC.
If you are a charity please feel free to contact us,
as we are always interested in working with you.
Learn more about the foundation here.
Shows
Date: Saturday 31st October 2010
Time: 8pm
Venue: The Quarterhouse
Location: Tontine Street, Folkestone
Date: Saturday 23rd May 2010
Time: TBC
Venue: Babylon Club
Location: Central Maidstone, Kent
More dates here
Politics
So just when I think about smoking, what does the government go and do? Ban it from public areas!!! Is this an attack of civil liberties? Now I'm a non-smoker but I don't mind if you wanna smoke, no seriously, you go ahead. I do care about my health and see that by banning the drug we are also putting a halt to corporate national influence, which is good, but c'mon!! We gotta be able to decide for ourselves if we wanna commit suicide this way!!!! Halve the pubs and clubs, give smokers an area. What we gonna ban next, drink?!!
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Blogs
Hello ladies and gentlemen, I feel before I spread the love it would be appropriate to let you know a few things about myself. My name is Kai Motta, and this is me. If you have a problem with obscenity, pornography, profanity, death, paedophilia, abortions, weapons of mass destruction, jingoism, patriotism, chat shows, politics or religion, plus more, I suggest you close this book back up. Return it to the shop. Get yourself a refund. These pages are not for you. You may go back to your TV and lather yourself up in the soap opera that has hijacked your mind and is washing the life given to you on this planet. I make no concessions for anybody or anything, for my name is Kai Motta, and this is me.
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Novels
To read extracts of the novels and prose I've written just click here. One day I hope to print the scripts that have been lying around staring at me like caged birds waiting to be released. If you enjoy of any these extracts and would like to read more contact me.